Pterodactyl never puts away his tuxedo Leaves it hangin' by the door of the cave So he's always ready for the show Pterodactyl never turns down his radio Couple speakers jumpin' off the floor In case a party should grow He's always had the time To pick up the phone When you're callin' way too late He's always been the kind To help you pickin' bones When your faith begins to fade Pterodactyl never puts away his thesaurus Always has a good synonym or two You oughta see his cat Lickin' clean his wing He giggles and flops Like a lucky, happy king He's always been the kind To pick up the phone When you're callin' way too late He's always had the time To help you pickin' bones When your faith begins to fade Pterodactyl never puts away his tuxedo Pterodactyl never turns down his radio Pterodactyl never puts away his thesaurus You oughta see his cat Lickin' clean his wing Pterodactyl Pterodactyl