Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot? Can you tie ‘em in a bow? Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears stand high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they’re wet? Do they stiffen when they’re dry? Can you wave them at your neighbor with a little bit of flavor? Do your ears stand high? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you flap them up and down as you fly around the town? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears stick out? Can you waggle them about? Do they wave in the breeze from the smallest little sneeze? Can you cast a cooling shadow over most of Colorado? Do your ears stick out?